La Frontera Equis -- Border X
Tezozomoc
You are listening to La Frontera Equis,
Radio Chingado -- Where you have come to suffer “El Síndrome del Inmigrante”; I will tell you it is not a corrido. It is not a pastorela, Not Teatro Carpa, Not even an NEA subsidized art project, No, it is pure suffering cabrones! Aqui, you can’t pretend to be Pedro Paramo. You have not come to Comala, no donkeys to get you across the Tecate border. Welcome to purgatory sponsored by TLC and it is not Tender Loving Care, pendejos. Not even Turner Loves Chicanos. Our motto is the border will run out before the festering desire to cross it. Call it what you will, La Frontera, La Cruzada, A 5K titled “Run for the Border”, El Paso Incognito. Radio Chingado on the air we have a quebradita for you, just East of the Otay Corral, brought to you by Los Broncos. Radio Chingado with the weather for you pollos, The ground is full of brazas, but don’t worry it does not make you a brazero. Today for your listening pleasure, boleros so you can play with your canicas till the night comes. This is Johny Chingas on Radio Chingado, grease up you feathers pollitos, today could be your lucky day. Today the “Tortilla Curtain” becomes podrida. Never mind the thermal imaging technology pollitos, run across the bucolic sagebrush never mind the pentagon hand me downs. We have pelado technology, pollo camouflage, the ability to pass 60% of the pollos, we have mexicano stealth, all of sudden we are serving you a taco wango, at your nearest run for the border. We are baby sitting your kids, cleaning your gardens and doing what your big ass won’t do Insipidos. If you have just tune-in this is Johny Chingas on Radio Chingado If you did not make it across Dead Man’s Canyon you will be gladly met by Operation Gatekeeper; up somewhere in the big Mexicano sky. Inmigrante if you just arrived welcome to la Colonia Libertad. Admire the red-tail hawk as it crosses the border without the need of papeles, The bottle-neck dolphin laughing as it crosses the border to the “Amigo Country.” The dollar does not need a passport, the big companies do not need passports, only you pobre Mexicanito. You are listening to Radio Chingado the voice of the voiceless, where we tell you about those “Green Chiles” standing on the inside of the “Estados Unidos Podridos.” “Bien Venidos a Tijuana Nirvana, cabrones!” |